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From the Archives: Woody Allen
by Jack Tewksbury For forty years the HFPA has recorded interviews with famous and celebrated actors, actresses and filmmakers. The world’s largest collection of its kind — over 10,000 interviews — is now in the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts & Sciences Library. The audios are fascinating. Below is an excerpt: Woody Allen and his fascination with crimes and misdemeanors — the real ones. ” I grew up in a culture with a very glamorous perspective on criminals, movies like The Godfather. Nothing has more excitement, love and adventure than that family and they’re all for each other and they’re all beautiful. Whether they’re the Mafia, Jesse James or Dillinger, these are very romantic figures to Americans of my generation. When I was a young adult, before I knew I was going to be in show business, I had to decade what I was going to be in life. One thing that crossed my mind was a life of dishonesty, a life of crime because I knew I didn’t want to work in an office. I didn’t want to have a regular job. At one point I thought I’d like to work in the FBI or be a private detective, but the rackets seemed more ap pealing — no salesman’s job for me. I had already been thrown out of NYU. So crime didn’t seem like a bad idea. I would steal cash because cash is the simplest way to go. You don’t have to fence anything. You don’t get stuck with a Rembrandt or the Hope Diamond. You know, when you have cash, you’re on your way to where you’re going. But I didn’t have what it takes to be a career criminal. I’m just too damn nervous. I’m afraid of flying — how could I run away with the money? I have a other fears too. I’m claustrophobic. I don’t go through tunnels. My most disconcerting thing is that I’m an alarmist, which is being different than a hypochondriac. If I have a pain in my finger, I do have the pain. I’m not someone imagining the pain but I think that it’s a brain tumor. I immediately cut to the most alarming possibility or even impossibility that it could be and that causes me a lot of suffering. When I wake up in the morning with a sore throat, I think I have throat cancer and it never occurs to me for one minute that it’s anything less than fatal. Do you think the rackets have health insurance?”